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Silence of the Gods: The Untold History of Europe's Last Pagan Peoples: a very short history of religion in Europe is that at first, everyone was pagan, and from the 300s through the early Middle Ages they mostly converted to Christianity, and that was that. There's plenty of fun history about the early stages of this, like Constantine's vision of the cross or Clovis converting but missing some of the big-picture concepts (when he learned about the crucifixion, he said "If I had been there with my Franks, I would have avenged his wrongs."). If missionaries did the most efficient thing and made a beeline for important authority figures, a country's conversion would start with the people in charge, spread through the court, and immediately make all of the pagans look and feel like bumpkins. But: how long did the bumpkins keep doing their weird backcountry rituals, and why did they finally give it up? There aren't any continuous European pagan traditions; even if someone's out in the woods of Norway today, making an offering to Odin or something, his great-grandparents were probably God-fearing Lutherans.

This book answers all of these questions, and is full of zany anecdotes from the backwoods of early modern Europe (sample section heading: "Latvia: Werewolves and Witches, Jesuits and Lutherans"). One of the reasons monotheism is so effective at conversion is that it's easy for polytheists to syncretize, but it's very hard for things to go in the other direction. If you're a Lithuanian pagan ruler, and you pray and sacrifice to your local war god, and then you have a battle with a nearby Christian monarch and lose, your perspective might well be that whoever this Jesus fellow is, he's clearly a mightier god of war than the one you've been patronizing. But if the Christian side loses, they know to pray to someone who comforts those in distress, tends to the needs of the wounded, etc. Meanwhile, the pagan traditions weren't very stable (the written sources tend to postdate the arrival of Christianity, and, in fact, were often assembled by Christians—they were incredibly dedicated anthropologists because they needed to know exactly which idols to smash and which sacred groves to burn down).

So in many places, there would be a gradual evolution where pagan rituals migrated to Christian feast days, and where priests looked the other way at sacrifices so long as the people doing those sacrifices were diligent about attending mass and baptizing their kids. (Though in some places, there was a habit of baptizing in the name of a specific ancestor in order to get the allegiance of that ancestral spirit, and then re-baptizing the same child under a new name if they didn't seem sufficiently blessed the first time.) Some gods turned into new local saints, or got combined with existing Christian figures.

All of this was actually a reasonably stable system, with idolatry slightly tolerated around the fringes of Christian civilization, until two things happened: first, European countries started colonizing places like Tenerife, where there were nonbelievers who weren't part of one of the existing monotheistic faiths, and these colonizers legitimized their territorial expansion by converting the natives. And second, the Reformation made states more likely to compete on who could be the most pious. If Catholics kings were willing to tolerate rock-worshippers, maybe Luther had a point! And if Lutheran rulers couldn’t be bothered to root out the last pagan harvest festival, maybe the Jesuits would have more luck.

Overall, this book turns out to be a great look at subcultures and memetics. The big monotheistic faiths had been duking things out all around the Mediterranean for centuries, and each had undergone selection pressure to survive. The various polytheistic belief systems just hadn’t been tested by competing missionaries and holy warriors, nor had they reached the point where it made sense to write down comprehensive statements of what they believed. So, once the local monotheistic monoculture started paying attention to them, it was just a matter of time before they’d vanish through attrition.

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